For a retirement party
(the decision to retire) – 15 verses  

  Here sits a young gal named Faye

And we’re gathered on this ... her day

She’s decided to go

And wouldn’t you know

She’s doing it right . her way!

See, Faye’s been around for a while

Might say she’s traveled the long mile

And she’s getting her due

That’s the popular point of view

Don’t you just love her broad, happy smile?!

She’s made her contribution with flare

With patience and humour to spare

She’s never been shy

To help out a guy

A nice habit she has, called I care!