For a 70th birthday celebration (guffaws included!) – 40 verses
So in ’73, it was on to Ottawa U.
Where into the showers you one day went
But you turned to the left instead of the right
As an absent-minded professor and gent
Professor Wright, you strutted your stuff
Deep in thought, as the masses gawked
Upon realization of your directional error
They had a new definition for De-frocked
